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==Conversation 1==<br />
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'''Player:''' Let me out of here!<br />
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'''Evil Bob:''' I will never let you go, [Player Name]!<br />
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'''Player:''' Why not?<br />
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'''Evil Bob:''' Uhm...<br />
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'''Evil Bob:''' Because I say so! And, also because I can never have enough servants!<br />
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'''Evil Bob:''' Now catch me some fish, I'm hungry.<br />
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'''Player:''' What fish, where?<br />
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'''Evil Bob:''' Talk to my other servants and hurry it up!<br />
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==Conversation 2==<br />
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'''Player:''' Let me out of here!<br />
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'''Evil Bob:''' I will never let you go, [Player Name]!<br />
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'''Player:''' What's it all about?<br />
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'''Evil Bob:''' Sit down and I'll tell you. It's a question of servant shortage.<br />
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'''Player:''' Go on.<br />
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'''Evil Bob:''' You are a skilled worker. A human like you is worth a great deal as a slave.<br />
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'''Player:''' A slave? I will have nothing to do with you. Is that clear? Absolutely nothing.<br />
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'''Evil Bob:''' Now, be reasonable, little human. It's just a matter of time before you do everything I ask of you. Play along and this could be a very nice place.<br />
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'''Player:''' I will not make any deals with you. I'm a human. I will not be pushed, numbered, meowed at, teleported or enslaved. My life is my own.<br />
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'''Evil Bob:''' Is it?<br />
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'''Player:''' Yes. You won't hold me.<br />
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'''Evil Bob:''' Won't I?<br />
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'''Evil Bob:''' Let me assure you that there's no way out.<br />
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'''Evil Bob:''' Just ask my servants.<br />
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==Conversation 3==<br />
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'''Player:''' Let me out of here!<br />
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'''Evil Bob:''' I will never let you go, [Player Name]!<br />
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'''Player:''' How is it possible that you're talking?<br />
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'''Evil Bob:''' How is it possible that you're not meowing?<br />
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'''Player:''' Meowing? Why would I be meowing?<br />
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'''Evil Bob:''' Most humans do; that's why I'm wearing this Amulet of Manspeak. I do try to train my staff in civilised speech.<br />
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'''Evil Bob:''' Ah, but I suppose things are slightly different in your world. What a dreadful place that must be.<br />
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'''Player:''' I think I'm getting a headache...<br />
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==Conversation 4==<br />
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'''Player:''' Let me out of here!<br />
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'''Evil Bob:''' I will never let you go, [Player Name]!<br />
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'''Player:''' What did you do to [[Bob the Cat|Bob]]?<br />
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'''Evil Bob:''' Bob? I am Bob!<br />
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'''Evil Bob:''' Oh, you mean the Bob in your world? Nothing. I am the incarnation of Bob here on [[ScapeRune]].<br />
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'''Player:''' What, you mean this is...like some kind of mirror land?<br />
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'''Evil Bob:''' Something like that. Somewhere, in ScapeRune, there must be a human servant called [Player Name].<br />
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'''Evil Bob:''' But you work just as well for me. Now get to work, human. Fish for me!</div>imported>-MattBot