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<p>removing line breaks</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{dialogue|pet}}<br /> <br /> To have these conversations it is necessary to have Eek in your inventory.<br /> <br /> ==Conversation 1==<br /> <br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; I bet you&#039;re a mighty hero!<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; PlayerName! Hero-of-the-humans!<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; You are a mighty hero, aren&#039;t you? I bet you&#039;ve slain dragons and all sorts of stuff.<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Player:&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;1&#039;&#039;&#039; That&#039;s right. I&#039;m awesome!<br /> :or<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;2&#039;&#039;&#039; I&#039;m not a great hero. I&#039;m just an ordinary person.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;If Player chooses &#039;&#039;&#039;1&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;:<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; I could be your sidekick! PlayerName and Eek! We could have all sorts of adventures together!<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Player:&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;1.1&#039;&#039;&#039; Yes!<br /> :or<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;1.2&#039;&#039;&#039; No. It&#039;s too dangerous.<br /> <br /> :&#039;&#039;If Player chooses &#039;&#039;&#039;1.1&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;:<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Yay! PlayerName and Eek! We&#039;ll travel all over the world fighting for justice! And freedom! And things like that!<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Come on, PlayerName! Let&#039;s have an adventure!<br /> <br /> :&#039;&#039;If Player chooses &#039;&#039;&#039;1.2&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;:<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Aww.<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; You know best, though. You&#039;re so BRAVE putting yourself in danger all by yourself!<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;If Player chooses &#039;&#039;&#039;2&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;:<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Aww. I bet you&#039;ll be a mighty hero someday, though.<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Player:&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;2.1&#039;&#039;&#039; Yes, I&#039;m trying to advance myself.<br /> :or<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;2.2&#039;&#039;&#039; I don&#039;t know. I&#039;m not very ambitious.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;If Player chooses &#039;&#039;&#039;2.1&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;:<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Brilliant! You can do it! Come on, let&#039;s have an adventure!<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;If Player chooses &#039;&#039;&#039;2.2&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;:<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Aww...well...never mind.<br /> <br /> ==Conversation 2==<br /> <br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Hey, you&#039;ve only got four legs. How do you manage? Don&#039;t you fall over?<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Player:&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;1&#039;&#039;&#039; Actually, I&#039;ve only got two legs<br /> :or<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;2&#039;&#039;&#039; Oh, it&#039;s not so bad.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;If Player chooses &#039;&#039;&#039;1&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;:<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Someone has stolen your legs! This is a DISASTER!<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; We&#039;ve got to catch the leg thief!<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Player:&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;1.1&#039;&#039;&#039; No one stole my legs.<br /> :or<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;1.2&#039;&#039;&#039; They&#039;re probably long gone by now.<br /> <br /> :&#039;&#039;If Player chooses &#039;&#039;&#039;1.1&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;:<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; You gave your legs away?<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; That is so heroic...giving your legs away to someone without legs.<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; You&#039;re my hero!<br /> <br /> :&#039;&#039;If Player chooses &#039;&#039;&#039;1.2&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;:<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; You&#039;re right. They probably used the machine to give themselves really long running-away type legs. We&#039;ll never catch them now.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;If Player chooses &#039;&#039;&#039;2&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;:<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Then again, your legs are much longer than mine.<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; How&#039;s you get such long legs? Do you have some kind of leg-extending machine?<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Where is the leg-extending machine? I want to use it!<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Player:&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;2.1&#039;&#039;&#039; There is no leg-extending machine.<br /> :or<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;2.2&#039;&#039;&#039; You can&#039;t use it. It&#039;s broken.<br /> <br /> :&#039;&#039;If Player chooses &#039;&#039;&#039;2.1&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;:<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; You would say that! You want to keep it for yourself!<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Well that&#039;s okay Maybe I don&#039;t even need your leg-extending machine!<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; I can do special leg-stretching exercises! Make my legs longer naturally! No artificial legs for me!<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; You just wait! Soon I&#039;ll have the best legs ever!<br /> <br /> :&#039;&#039;If Player chooses &#039;&#039;&#039;2.2&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;:<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Oh! I wouldn&#039;t want to use it if it&#039;s broken.<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; It might malfunction and give me tiny, tiny legs! Like a slug, only with tiny legs!<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Or it might make some legs longer than others so I wouldn&#039;t be able to walk and I&#039;d fall over!<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; That would be TERRIBLE!<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; I&#039;d better keep away from that machine!<br /> <br /> ==Conversation 3==<br /> <br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Hey, are you scared of spiders?<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Player:&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;1&#039;&#039;&#039; Yes, I&#039;m scared of spiders.<br /> :or<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;2&#039;&#039;&#039; No, I&#039;m not scared of spiders.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;If Player chooses &#039;&#039;&#039;1&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;:<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Oh no! I&#039;m sorry!<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; I&#039;ve got to try not to be scary.<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; You should just pretend I&#039;m not a spider! Like, maybe I&#039;m an eight-legged mouse!<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Eight-Legged Mouse:&#039;&#039;&#039; Hello, I&#039;m an eight legged mouse! Squeak squeak squeak, I like cheese, cats are bad, I&#039;m definitely not a spider.<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Eight-Legged Mouse:&#039;&#039;&#039; Is that better?<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Player:&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;1.1&#039;&#039;&#039; You still look like a spider.<br /> :or<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;1.2&#039;&#039;&#039; That&#039;s much better.<br /> <br /> :&#039;&#039;If Player chooses &#039;&#039;&#039;1.1&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;:<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Eight-Legged Mouse:&#039;&#039;&#039; A spider? Oh no! I&#039;m scared of spiders!<br /> <br /> :&#039;&#039;If Player chooses &#039;&#039;&#039;1.2&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;:<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Eight-Legged Mouse:&#039;&#039;&#039; Yay! I&#039;ll be an eight-legged mouse forever until I forget.<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Eight-Legged Mouse:&#039;&#039;&#039; ...<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; You know what? It&#039;s great being a spider.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;If Player chooses &#039;&#039;&#039;2&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;:<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Not even a bit?<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; I bet I can make you scared of spiders!<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Boo! Raaar! I&#039;m a scary spider!<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Next time you go to sleep I&#039;m going to crawl on your face and EAT YOUR EYEBALLS!<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Player:&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;2.1&#039;&#039;&#039; I&#039;m still not scared.<br /> :or<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;2.2&#039;&#039;&#039; That was a bit scary.<br /> <br /> :&#039;&#039;If Player chooses &#039;&#039;&#039;2.1&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;:<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Oh, wow! Even I was scared of me when I said that!<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; You&#039;re so brave! I bet you&#039;re not scared of anything!<br /> <br /> :&#039;&#039;If Player chooses &#039;&#039;&#039;2.2&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;:<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I made you scared of me! I made you scared of me!<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; It&#039;s okay, I&#039;m not really going to eat your eyeballs. Spiders don&#039;t do that.<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider&#039;&#039;&#039;: Well...I don&#039;t think they do.<br /> <br /> ==Conversation 4==<br /> <br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; I&#039;m going to learn how to fly! I&#039;m going to be a flying spider!<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Player:&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;1&#039;&#039;&#039; How are you going to fly?<br /> :or<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;2&#039;&#039;&#039; Spiders can&#039;t fly!<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;If Player chooses &#039;&#039;&#039;1&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;:<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; I&#039;m going to spin webs between my legs to make wings! Then I can fly!<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Player:&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;1.1&#039;&#039;&#039; Let&#039;s try it now!<br /> :or<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;1.2&#039;&#039;&#039; Sounds dangerous.<br /> <br /> :&#039;&#039;If Player chooses &#039;&#039;&#039;1.1&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;:<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Um...okay! I&#039;ll spin the webs...and then you throw me in the air.<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Okay. Three...<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Two...<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; One...<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Wait! I&#039;m not ready!<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; I don&#039;t think I&#039;ve got the webs right. I&#039;m not ready yet. We&#039;ll do it another time.<br /> <br /> :&#039;&#039;If Player chooses &#039;&#039;&#039;1.2&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;:<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; It&#039;s not dangerous! What&#039;s the worst that could happen?<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; The worst that can happen is, like, the wings fail and I fall to my death.<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Or I get eaten by a bird.<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; I&#039;m going to rethink this.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;If Player chooses &#039;&#039;&#039;2&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;:<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Some spiders can fly! They use web strands to float in the air! (Eek is referring to a phenomenon called [[Wikipedia:Ballooning (spider)|ballooning.]])<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; I think I know more about spiders than you, seeing how I am one!<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Player:&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;2.1&#039;&#039;&#039; I&#039;m sorry, Eek.<br /> :or<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;2.2&#039;&#039;&#039; I don&#039;t believe you.<br /> <br /> :&#039;&#039;If Player chooses &#039;&#039;&#039;2.1&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;:<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; That&#039;s okay.<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; I don&#039;t want to fly now. I&#039;m not in the mood.<br /> <br /> :&#039;&#039;If Player chooses &#039;&#039;&#039;2.2&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;:<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; I don&#039;t care. I&#039;m not talking to you any more.<br /> <br /> ==Conversation 5==<br /> <br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Hey...there are so many humans in your world.<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Back in the Spider Realm there are only spiders.<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; I guess that&#039;s why they call it the Spider Realm.<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Suppose I was bitten by a magically-irradiated man?<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; I might become the Man-Spider! I&#039;d gain all the powers of a man! Like um...<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Um...what can humans do that&#039;s special?<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Player:&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;1&#039;&#039;&#039; Walk on two legs.<br /> :or<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;2&#039;&#039;&#039; Use tools.<br /> :or<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;3&#039;&#039;&#039; Project heat-rays from our eyes.<br /> :or<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;4&#039;&#039;&#039; Nothing, really. Humans are pretty ordinary.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;If Player chooses &#039;&#039;&#039;1&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;:<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Walk on two legs! Yes! Then I could use my other six legs to FIGHT CRIME!<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;If Player chooses &#039;&#039;&#039;2&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;:<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Yes! I could have all sorts of gadgets! Like a gadget that spins webs!<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Wait...I can already spin webs.<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Never mind!<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;If Player chooses &#039;&#039;&#039;3&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;:<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Oh! I didn&#039;t know humans could do that!<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Please don&#039;t fry me with your heat rays!<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; I&#039;m too young to fry!<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;If Player chooses &#039;&#039;&#039;4&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;:<br /> :&#039;&#039;&#039;Eek the Spider:&#039;&#039;&#039; Aww, don&#039;t say that. Everyone is special!</div>

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