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{{dialogue|pet}}
==Sneakerpeeper spawn==
*''Conversation 1''
**'''Sneakerpeeper Spawn''': You no talk to Sneaks today? Awww, Sneaks do something wrong?
**'''Player''': Why would you think th-
**'''Sneakerpeeper Spawn''': Player find Sneak's collection, yes? That why Player not talk to Sneaks?
**'''Player''': Look, everything's fine between us... Wait, what collection?
**'''Sneakerpeeper Spawn''': Player want to see collection? Player just had to ask Sneaks!
**'''Sneakerpeeper Spawn''': Sneaks have one ball of Player eyelashes, slippers made from Player belly button fluff and a Player skin hat.
**'''Player''': That's...that's horrible. I...I feel nauseous; I think I need to sit down.
**'''Sneakerpeeper Spawn''': Don't worry, Sneaks nurse you back to good health with Player-hair brush.
*''Conversation 2''
**'''Player''': You don't have to float so close to me, Sneaks.
**'''Sneakerpeeper spawn''': Sneaks doesn't HAVE to, but Sneaks want to send message to other sneakerpeepers.
**'''Player''': I'm going to regret asking, but what would that message be?
**'''Sneakerpeeper spawn''': That Player belongs to Sneaks, and if other sneakerpeepers want Player then they'll have to fight to the death in a no-holds-barred staring contest.
**'''Player''': How can a staring contest be to the death?
**'''Sneakerpeeper spawn''': Player know how dry eyes get if Player not blink? A contest can take months! Now, Player imagine being made entirely out of eye. Stare-death is THE WORST way for sneakerpeeper to die.
*''Conversation 3''
**'''Sneakerpeeper spawn''': Player, where do sneakerpeepers come from?
**'''Player''': Uh, wow. Isn't this a conversation you should be having with...anyone else?
**'''Sneakerpeeper spawn''': No, Sneaks like to hear it from you. Sneaks like to watch you talk.
**'''Player''': I'm sorry, Sneaks. I just don't have much information on how sneakerpeepers 'spawn'-
**'''Sneakerpeeper spawn''': Player, your lips are like irrestible eyelids.
**'''Player''': *shudder* You're not really listening, are you?
**'''Sneakerpeeper spawn''': Mmmmm, Player-lips.
*''Conversation 4''
**'''''''Sneakerpeeper spawn''': 'Sneaks and Player, sitting in a tree...'
**'''Player''': Can you stop singing that? It's kind of freaking me out.
**'''Sneakerpeeper spawn''': that fine, Player! Sneaks has bag under its eye, full of songs dedicated to you. ' If you're happy and you know it, snuggle your Sneaks...'
**'''Player''': Do you take requests, perhaps? how about something that doesn't involve my name or yours?
**'''Sneakerpeeper spawn''': Sneaks can do that 'Millions of people go by, but they all disappear from view. I only have eyes for you.'
**'''Player''': Don't make me visit a slayer master to get some earmuffs, Sneaks
==Sneakerpeeper==
*''Conversation 1''
**'''Sneakerpeeper''': Player, it time that Sneaks spawned.
**'''Player''': What, now?
**'''Sneakerpeeper''': Sneaks not sure. My lids are contracting and I can feel movement about my retina.
**'''Player''': You don't have to go into detail, Sneaks. I'd be happier not knowing about your innards.
**'''Sneakerpeeper''': If Player not know, than how can Player help Sneaks with the spawning ritual? How can you squeeze Sneak's eyeball and keep spawn wet with sneakerpeeper ooze?
**'''Player''': I'm pretty sure I'll have passed out by then.
*''Conversation 2''
**'''Player''': You know, Sneaks, when you were young, you used to make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about me.
**'''Sneakerpeeper''': Oh, really?
**'''Player''': Sure! It verged on harassment. You even kept a ball of my eyelash hair!
**'''Player''': Strange times. Wait, what are you playing with?
**'''Sneakerpeeper''': Oh, what, this? It nothing.
**'''Player''': You're playing with it! You're playing with my eyelash hairball!
**'''Sneakerpeeper''': Player, Sneaks not like that any more. Sneaks is a much better sneakerpeeper, less unprofessional.
**'''Sneakerpeeper''': You see, this is not your eyelashes, they Thok's. Thok's hair much stronger and keeps in a ball better.
*''Conversation 3''
**'''Sneakerpeeper''': Huh-huh.
**'''Player''': Why are you chuckling, Sneaks? Something amuse you?
**'''Sneakerpeeper''': Player wouldn't understand. It's hive-minded humour. Lakhrahnaz make joke about how silly Player looks when he pushes you about on ice.
**'''Player''': Hey!
**'''Sneakerpeeper''': Hehe! Lakhrahnaz say that you look like you being tickled when you slide about.
**'''Player''': Do you stalkers do this a lot? You know, having a hive-mind joke at my expense?
**'''Sneakerpeeper''': Sorry, what was that? Haasghenahk just did an impression of you.
**'''Player''': *sigh*
*''Conversation 4''
**'''Player''': So, Sneaks, I have a question.
**'''Sneakerpeeper''': Sneaks always likes shooting the breeze with Player
**'''Player''': You're one eyeball, right? You only see through one eye.
**'''Sneakerpeeper''': Player say obvious things.
**'''Player''': Yeah, but if you only see through one eyeball, how do you have any form of depth perception? Surely you can't even reach for a door handle, shake someone's hand, catch a ball in the air...
**'''Sneakerpeeper''': We see everything in eye-max, Player. Our eye so big that we can perceive more than two eyes can. We look better in monocloes, too.
**'''Player''': You're probably right.

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