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{{Infobox non-player character
|name = Elsie
|image = [[File:Elsie.png|140px]]
|update = Varrock's New Look
|release = [[29 May]] [[2007]]
|members = Yes
|quest = No
|location = [[Varrock]]
|shop = No
|features = An elderly story teller
|race = [[Human]]
|gender = [[Female]]
|examine = Armed with a pair of [[needle]]s.
}}[[File:Elsie chathead.png|left]]
'''Elsie Parks''' is an old woman knitting upstairs in the [[Saradomin]] church in north-east [[Varrock]]. She is the sister of [[Iffie]]. If you bring her a [[cup of tea]], she will tell you a story of Dissy and some misfit followers of Saradomin who went down to the [[Zamorak]] temple (in south-east Varrock) and painted "Saradomin pwns" on the wall. This is of course something players would say. The Dissy she refers to as having done this is in fact the [[Wise Old Man]] of [[Draynor Village]], whose true name is Dionysius. Elsie mentions her husband, "[[Fred Parks|Freddie]]", but he is not shown in-game and may be deceased.

After the Wilderness- and Free trade update in February 2011 when you ask her how to make money she will answer that you can get in the Wilderness and go kill other people.

Getting Elsie to tell a story (by bringing her a [[cup of tea]]) is an easy [[Varrock Task]].

==Family==
[[Iffie Nitter]] in [[Thessalia's Fine Clothes]] in [[Varrock]] is the sister of Elsie. Elsie is or was married to [[Fred "Freddie" Parks]], according to the Varrock census of year 160 of the [[fifth age]]. [[Thessalia Nitter]] is presumed to be either Iffie's or Elsie's daughter.

==Trivia==
*The names "Iffie" and "Elsie" are a reference to "if" and "else" statements used in programming.
*She is one of the few [[NPCs]] sitting on chairs.
*She is one of the few [[NPCs]] in RuneScape to wear glasses.
*If you give her tea, she will get excited
[[Category:Varrock]]

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