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'''Chaos Elemental Letter 3''' was a [[Letter to the Chaos Elemental]] included in the [[Update:Postbag from the Hedge 9|Postbag 9]]. It can be found in Postbag from the Hedge 9, released [[1 August]] [[2006]].

== Letter ==
{{cquote2|Dress up big like a flappy bird, happy bird 
Hunter strong when the ferrets herd, heretic’s word 
Flappy high with twelve willow branches, brillo lunches 
Bandos down with hail of punches, pail of hunches 

Impy sheep new and shiny, sew and ninely 
Curator taught but the kids are whiny, wilds not kindly 
Izso easy to make troll king shiver, shoal thing river 
Pick it up with the undead quiver, quintet liver 

Sing the song for shantay claws, clumpy gores 
Seasons pass for animal lores, magical chores 
Penguin eyes are low and evil, crunchy weevil 
Brutal way for shark retrieval, rather medieval 

Trawl along the ancient bed, sucker’s head 
Dwarf and scorp are almost dead... Almost dead. |[[Chaos Elemental]]|Postbag 12}}

== Translation ==
{| class="wikitable"
!width="50%" | Phrase
!Meaning
!Update
|-
|Dress up big like a flappy bird, happy bird
|Release of [[Eagles' Peak]] quest (alternatively release of the [[Chicken set|Chicken costume]])
|[[Update:Eagles' Peak|Eagles' Peak]] ([[Update:Easter Antics|Easter Antics]]
|-
|Hunter strong when the ferrets herd, heretic’s word
|Referring to the release of the [[Hunter]] skill and the [[Eagles' Peak]] ferret update.
|[[Update:HUNTER SKILL!|HUNTER SKILL!]]
|-
|Flappy high with twelve willow branches, brillo lunches
|12 [[Willow branch]]es are a requirement in [[Enlightened Journey]]
|[[Update:Enlightened Journey|Enlightened Journey]]
|-
|Bandos down with hail of punches, pail of hunches
|Referring to [[Bandos]] being defeated in the [[God Wars Dungeon]]
|[[Update:God Wars Dungeon|God Wars Dungeon]]
|-
|Impy sheep new and shiny, sew and ninely
|New graphics update to [[imps]]
|[[Update:Concerning imps and other things...|Concerning imps and other things...]]
|-
|Izso easy to make troll king shiver, shoal thing river
|Referring to [[Jatizso]] attempting to defeat the [[Ice troll king]] in [[The Fremennik Isles]] quest
|[[Update:Fremennik Isles|Fremennik Isles]]
|-
|Pick it up with the undead quiver, quintet liver
|Picking up arrows with the [[Ava's attractor]] (undead quiver)
|[[Update:Animal Magnetism|Animal Magnetism]]
|-
|Sing the song for shantay claws, clumpy gores
|[[Shantay Claws]] from the [[2006 Christmas Event]]
|[[Update:Christmas Update!|Christmas Update!]]
|-
|Penguin eyes are low and evil, crunchy weevil
|Penguin agents from the quest, [[Cold War]]
|[[Update:What's black and white and goes green when it's finished?|What's black and white and goes green when it's finished?]]
|-
|Brutal way for shark retrieval, rather medieval
|Using hands to catch [[shark]]s with [[Barbarian Training]]
|[[Update:Barbarian Training|Barbarian Training]]
|-
|Trawl along the ancient bed, sucker's head
|[[Fishing trawler]] update and a new [[sea slug]] quest, [[The Slug Menace]]
|[[Update:Cows, Chickens, Rabbits and the Fishing Trawler|Cows, Chickens, Rabbits and the Fishing Trawler]] & [[Update:Slug Menace|Slug Menace]]
|-
|Dwarf and scorp are almost dead... Almost dead.
|Discontinuation of the [[Drunken Dwarf]] [[random event]].
|{{unknown}}
|-
|Curator taught but the kids are whiny, wilds not kindly
|Refers to the [[curator]] in the [[Varrock Museum]], and its release.
|[[Update:Varrock's New Look|Varrock's New Look]]
|-
|Seasons pass for animal lores, magical chores
|Referring to the long wait for the [[Summoning]] skill, then planned to be named ''Animal Lore''{{fact}}
|[[Update:Summoning!|Summoning!]]
|}

== External links ==
* [http://services.runescape.com/m=rswiki/en/Postbag_12 Postbag 12 - RuneScape Game Guide]

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Chaos Elemental Letter 3 - Revision history

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