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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;New page&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Chaos Elemental Letter 1&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; was the first [[Letter to the Chaos Elemental]] included in the [[Postbag from the Hedge]]. It can be found in Postbag 5, released [[28 March]] [[2006]], just over a month after the release of the [[Chaos Elemental]] itself.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Letter ==&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;messagebox&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|{{cquote2|Go. It smells like quarter past. Cabbages make the best soup. No, broccoli! Killerwatt killerwatt where have you been? Duckling ugly an was once there. Chaos Soahc, Jas. Hello? 15 at the last count. Did it ask a question? Bizarre boron swell, coolcoder9t tasty, doctor cole cruchy, meaty goodness. Chompy make da bestest yums! No, it seeks the blade. Stop the shifter, torcher and penance! Burn down the rum! Arrr, that it be. Checkmate queen, the boys are in town. My arm&amp;#039;s adventure seeks solace with the sorcerers’ garden. Wilderness? Rewind less? Weird lens? Tanath cur!! Tanath cur!!|[[Chaos Elemental]]|Postbag 5}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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== Translation ==&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!width=&amp;quot;50%&amp;quot; | Phrase&lt;br /&gt;
!Meaning&lt;br /&gt;
!Update&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Killerwatt killerwatt where have you been?&lt;br /&gt;
| Referring to the [[Killerwatt]] update.&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Update:Updates, updates and more updates...|Updates, updates and more updates...]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Duckling ugly an was once there - There once was an ugly Duckling&lt;br /&gt;
| Similar to the title of the quest, [[Swan Song]].&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Update:Return of the Wise Old Man!|Return of the Wise Old Man!]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 15 at last count&lt;br /&gt;
| Refers to the 15 known Mahjarrat in [[Notes (disambiguation)|Zemouregal&amp;#039;s notes]], from [[The Curse of Arrav]].&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Update:The Curse of Arrav|The Curse of Arrav]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Did it ask a question?&lt;br /&gt;
| The doors in the [[Stronghold of Security]] that ask questions.&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Update:Security and free-to-play update - the Stronghold of Security|Security and free-to-play update - the Stronghold of Security]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Bizarre boron swell&lt;br /&gt;
| Anagram, rearranges to &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;quot;Zaros will be reborn&amp;quot;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;. From the quest, [[The Temple at Senntisten]].&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Update:The Temple at Senntisten|The Temple at Senntisten]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Chompy make da bestest yums!&lt;br /&gt;
| Referring to [[Gu&amp;#039;Tanoth]], specifically a graphical update.&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Update:Behind the Scenes - December (2006)|Behind the Scenes - December (2006)]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| No, it seeks the blade.&lt;br /&gt;
| Referring to the [[Dragon 2h sword]].&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Update:Updates, updates and more updates...|Updates, updates and more updates...]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Stop the shifter, torcher and penance!&lt;br /&gt;
| Refers to the [[activities]] [[Pest Control]] and [[Barbarian Assault]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Update:Pest Control|Pest Control]], [[Update:Barbarian Assault|Barbarian Assault]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Burn down the rum! Arrr, that it be.&lt;br /&gt;
| Referring to the [[Trouble Brewing]] activity.&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Update:Trouble Brewing|Trouble Brewing]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Checkmate queen, the boys are in town. (Refers to the [[Fairy Tale quest series]])&lt;br /&gt;
| Referring to the quest, [[Fairytale II - Cure a Queen]].&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Update:Fairy Tale II - Cure a Queen|Fairy Tale II - Cure a Queen]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| My arm&amp;#039;s adventure seeks solace with the sorcerers’ garden.&lt;br /&gt;
| Referring to the quest, [[My Arm&amp;#039;s Big Adventure]] and the activity, [[Sorceress&amp;#039;s Garden]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Update:Would you like to see My Arm?|Would you like to see My Arm?]], [[Update:A sq&amp;#039;irk a day...|A sq&amp;#039;irk a day...]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Chaos Soahc, Jas. Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Soahc&amp;#039;&amp;#039; is Chaos backwards, Jas is referring to the [[Stone of Jas]], which both relate to the quest, [[While Guthix Sleeps]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Update:While Guthix Sleeps|While Guthix Sleeps]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Wilderness? Rewind less? Weird lens? Tanath cur!! Tanath cur!!&lt;br /&gt;
| Referring to the addition of the [[Wilderness Ditch]] to the [[Wilderness]]. Also interesting to note the &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;quot;Tanath cur&amp;quot;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; is a phrase in the [[Skavid]] language.&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Update:Wilderness Ditch|Wilderness Ditch]]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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== External links ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://services.runescape.com/m=rswiki/en/Postbag_5 Postbag 5 - RuneScape Game Guide]&lt;br /&gt;
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