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During the [[Gielinor Games]], occasional commentary is given through floating megaphones. In addition, a small dialogue occurs when entering or finishing a game. The team of commentators consist of:
==The Commentators==
=====Mr Mordaut=====
[[File:Mr mordaut new.png|left]]
[[Mr Mordaut]] is the old and wise [[Dragon (race)|draconic]] school teacher who is only encountered during the [[Surprise Exam]] [[random event]]. He seems to be an opposer of the cheese rolling, claiming it is too stupid for the advanced races. However, the circular cheeses are a whole new invention to the trolls. He appears to be the only one taking the commentating seriously, although he also makes the occasional random joke. He also appears to be trying to have serious conversations with the zombie, although that of course fails.
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=====Thok=====
[[File:Thok head.png|left]]
[[Thok]] is the master of [[Dungeoneering]], brother of [[Marmaros]] and [[Bryll Thoksdottir|Bryll]]. He normally stands at [[Daemonheim]] selling the two [[Dungeoneering skillcape]]s, but now he has come to the Games to commentate. Or rather, compare athletes to himself and make funny but slightly dumb comments.
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=====Tentacle=====
[[File:Tentacle chathead.png|left]]
[[Tentacle (NPC)|Tentacle]] is the leader of five mermaids, two of which ([[Manta (mermaid)|Manta]] and [[Remora]]) are incinerated by the [[Queen Black Dragon]], with [[Urchin]] and [[Anemone]] still being alive. Those three are encountered during [[Deadliest Catch]] in which they consider feeding the player to [[Thassalus]]. Tentacle is usually seen having conversations with the troll, constantly being surprised of his stupitidy.
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=====Raptor=====
[[File:The Raptor chathead.png|left]]
[[Raptor]], the mysterious warrior thinks that races are a waste of time, but he appreciates the type of races that Thok and his brother compete in which involves killing monsters. Also, he seems to opposed to the cheese rolling, for an unknown reason. Thok spectaculates that is because cheese gives him "bad Raptor nightmares".
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=====Troll=====
[[File:Lalli headshot.png|left]]
The [[Troll (Gielinor Games)|Troll]] is a rather slow character who shares many similarities with the Zombie, although he isn't as fussy when it comes to eating humans.
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=====Zombie=====
[[File:Zombie swab chathead.png|left]]
The [[Zombie (Gielinor Games)|Zombie]] is the least intelligent of the commentators, worse than even the troll. He seems mostly concerned with eating brains.

==Cheese Rolling==
[[File:Commentary_booth.png|thumb|The commentary booth.]]
===Starting comments===
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games cheese roll1.ogg|align=left|title=Mr Mordaut: Five Ages. Years of conflict and learning, and our collective culture gives us cheese. Down a hill.<br />Thok: Cheese rolling is Thok's favourite! CHEESE ROLL - CHEESE ROLL - CHEESE ROLL<br />Mr Mordaut: Heavens preserve me.|desc=With Thok and Mr Mordaut}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games cheese roll2.ogg|align=left|title=Cheese roll introduction|desc=With Mr Mordaut}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games cheese roll3.ogg|align=left|title=Cheese roll introduction|desc=With Mr Mordaut and a zombie}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games cheese roll4.ogg|align=left|title=Raptor: I refuse to be here while someone rolls cheese.<br />Thok: Why, Raptor? Bad history with cheese?<br />Raptor: No, that's not wh-<br />Thok: Eat too much cheese and have bad Raptor nightmare?<br />Raptor: If you'll excuse me, I have strykewyrms to kill.|desc=With Thok and the Raptor}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games cheese roll5.ogg|align=left|title=Cheese roll introduction|desc=With a troll and Tentacle}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games cheese roll6.ogg|align=left|title=Troll: Cheese is rubbish. Milk is better<br />Tentacle: You're not meant to troll the cheese, you're meant to roll the cheese.|desc=With a troll and Tentacle}}
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===Ending comments===
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games cheese roll finish1.ogg|align=left|title=Mordaut: You better grab some of that cheese, because your performace was a cracker!|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games cheese roll finish2.ogg|align=left|title=Mordaut: You really are the big cheese.|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games cheese roll finish3.ogg|align=left|title=Tentacle: Have a nice trip.|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games cheese roll finish4.ogg|align=left|title=[Tentacle laughs]|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games cheese roll finish5.ogg|align=left|title=Raptor: Heh.|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games cheese roll finish6.ogg|align=left|title=Mordaut: You're on a roll!|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games cheese roll finish7.ogg|align=left|title=[Tentacle laughs hysterically]|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games cheese roll finish8.ogg|align=left|title=[Mordaut laughs hysterically]|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games cheese roll finish9.ogg|align=left|title=[Troll laughs]|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games cheese roll finish10.ogg|align=left|title=[Zombie laughs hysterically]|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games cheese roll finish11.ogg|align=left|title=Tentacle: Congratulations! You have a talent for fermented bovine secretions.|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games cheese roll finish12.ogg|align=left|title=Mordaut: They really milked that performace.|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games cheese roll finish13.ogg|align=left|title=[Mordaut laughs]|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games cheese roll finish14.ogg|align=left|title=Mordaut: That could have been feta.|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games cheese roll finish15.ogg|align=left|title=[Zombie laughs]|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games cheese roll finish16.ogg|align=left|title=[Raptor laughs]|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games cheese roll finish17.ogg|align=left|title=Mordaut: That was a gouda performance!|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games cheese roll finish18.ogg|align=left|title=[Troll laughs hysterically]|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games cheese roll finish19.ogg|align=left|title=Thok: Look on bright side - ten-second rule means that cheese is good to eat.|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games cheese roll finish20.ogg|align=left|title=Raptor: Not impressed.|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games cheese roll finish21.ogg|align=left|title=[Thok laughs]|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games cheese roll finish22.ogg|align=left|title=[Mordaut laughs]|desc=}}
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*Zombie: That's...how...I roll
*Thok: Carve that cheese into a crown! No one beats that score.

===Random comments===

==Head-to-Head==
===Starting comments===
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games head-to-head.ogg|align=left|title=Thok: Welcome to the Games! I am Thok, champion of Daemonheim, drinker of mead, son of Daddy Thok...<br />Mr Mordaut: Deary me... People are here to watch the games, not hear about you. Welcome! My name is Mr Mordaut and it is my honour to commentate on this event.|desc=With Thok and Mr Mordaut}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games head-to-head2.ogg|align=left|title=Troll: How do mermaids run when they have no legs?<br />Tentacle: With difficulty.<br />Troll: Humans also run badly when they have no legs. That's why I eat legs first.|desc=With a troll and Tentacle}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games head-to-head3.ogg|align=left|title=Mr Mordaut: Welcome, everyone. My name is Mr. Mordaut and my colleague here is known as ...um...zombie.<br />Zombie: So...many...people... So many brains.<br />Mr Mordaut: Indeed, we really have a good turnout today.|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games head-to-head4.ogg|align=left|title=Mr Mordaut: Some people compare running to a card game, with all the mind games and luck that entails.<br />Thok: Thok like card games. Snap is a big favourite after a glass of mead.<br />Mr Mordaut: I was thinking of a more intricate card game.<br />Thok: Snap with two packs of cards?<br />Mr Mordaut: Something like that, yes.|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games head-to-head5.ogg|align=left|title=Troll: Heheh, running good, look forward to running event.<br />Thok: Yes, my rocky friend, Thok thinks this really good.|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games head-to-head6.ogg|align=left|desc=|title=Raptor: Running. Waste of time, unless you're chasing after a monster.<br />Thok: Metal-man, races can be fun. Me and brother Marm would race to kill as many monsters as possible.<br />Raptor: That kind of race I can get behind.}}
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*Mr Mordaut: It's a misconception that athletics is solely about strength and speed.
*Mr Mordaut: It can be very tactical. The brain is just as important as the feet.
*Zombie: Brains...taste better than feet...
*Mr Mordaut: So, use your mind to take advantage of your opponents.
===Ending comments===
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games head-to-head finish1.ogg|align=left|desc=|title=Tentacle: Hahaha! That was a terrible round!<br />Thok: Do not be rude, squishy fishy. Thok don't like rude people.<br />Tentacle: I'm not scared of you, you great oaf!<br />*THWACK*<br />Tentacle: Such pretty butterflies... I think I'll take a nap now.}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games head-to-head finish2.ogg|align=left|desc=|title=Mr Mordaut: A disappointing last round, but I'm sure our athlete can recover.<br />Thok: Can't do much worse.}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games head-to-head finish3.ogg|align=left|desc=|title=Thok: Athlete run like the wind!<br />Mr Mordaut: I'd say at least a gale force 10.<br />Thok: Thok say they have turned it right up to 11!}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games head-to-head finish4.ogg|align=left|desc=|title=Mr Mordaut: Well done athlete, a fantastic event and a score to be proud of.<br />Thok: *Belch*<br />Mr Mordaut: Have you been drinking?<br />Thok: S'victory drink. I shtarted drinkings thish morning jusht incashe. S'good game. Good game.}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games head-to-head finish5.ogg|align=left|desc=|title=Thok: Not good so far. Think more like Thok, be more like Thok!<br />Tentacle: You really are full of yourself.<br />Thok: Thok is full of Thok! Fish woman is correct.}}
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*Mr Mordaut: This athlete really has got their head in the game.
*Zombie: Zombie go into game, eat head?
*Mr Mordaut: No, zombie. We can snack at the post-race buffet.
*Zombie: Mmm...brain canapes.
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*Thok: A good race. Thok think this was great.
*Troll: Huh hur, me like fast food.
*Thok: Thok see what you did there!
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*Troll: Little human ran well. Might be too fast for me to eat them.
*Thok: No eating the athletes! Thok want to see more races.
*Troll: Okay.
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*Tentacle: I'd give up now if I were you, human.
*Thok: I have faith in athlete.
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*Mr Mordaut: A disappointing score for our athlete.
*Mr Mordaut: I'm sure they'll do better in future attempts.
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*Thok: Thok though that was...BEST EVENT EVER!
*Mr Mordaut: Yes, quite. Well done, athlete, a remarkable score that you should be proud of.
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*Tentacle: They run faster than I can swim!
*Troll: They not run faster than troll can swim.
*Tentacle: Aren't you made of rock? No troll can swim.
*Troll: Look at it this way: trolls swim very fast downwards.
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*Raptor: Not bad. I'm impressed, should use your speed to chase down monsters.
*Thok: Thok agree with metal man. Chase monsters, then crush them with your fists.

===Random comments===
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games head-to-head Thok2.ogg|align=left|title=Thok: They faster than Thok going through Daemonheim!|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games head-to-head zombie1.ogg|align=left|title=Zombie: Slow down! Too fast for Zombie!|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games head-to-head Mordaut1.ogg|align=left|title=Mordaut: We might see a new Games world record here.|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games head-to-head Thok3.ogg|align=left|title=Thok: Athlete is clearly merry on mead.|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games cheese rolling troll1.ogg|align=left|desc=|title=Troll: A rolling troll gathers no moss!}}
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*Thok: Wow, watch them go!
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*Tentacle: How can they go so fast? Someone must be cheating.

====COW!!?====
[[File:The COW!!?.png|thumb|To moo is bovine.]]
(The COW!!? card causes a [[cow]] to plummet from the sky)
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{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games head-to-head cow1.ogg|align=left|title=Troll: Huh, is food falling from sky now?|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games head-to-head cow2.ogg|align=left|title=Thok: Did someone order a cow?|desc=}}
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*Raptor: How did that get there?
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*Troll: Someone has a beef wiv dis race
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*Thok: Holy cow!
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*Zombie: All-you-can-eat buffet!

====The Streaker!====
[[File:The Streaker!.png|thumb|A troll. With a propeller cap. And a tutu.]]
(The Streaker! card causes a troll in a tutu to walk across the path)
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{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games head-to-head Thok1.ogg|align=left|title=Thok: By Thok's mighty beard, what is that thing?|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games head-to-head Tentacle1.ogg|align=left|title=Tentacle: That is very, very strange.|desc=}}
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{{Listen|filename=Holy dragonkin!.ogg|align=left|title=Mr Mordaut: Holy dragonkin! Is that a tutu?|desc=}}
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*Troll: Hur hur...wait, what is dat?
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*Zombie: I like my brains like I like my bacon...streaky
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*Troll: What is dis...Troll don't know.

====Fall-out====
(An athlete is removed from the race)
*Thok: Ow, Thok think that must have hurt.
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*Troll: If they not in race, can Troll eat them?
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*Tentacle: I've seen sea cucumbers move faster.
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*Thok: Don't give up in face of adversity! Punch it in nose!
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*Thok: Giving up? Thok fought on with worse injuries.
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*Zombie: Weak ones....easier to stumble after...

==Resource Race==
===Starting comments===
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games resource race1.ogg|align=left|title=Troll: Yay, a race! Collect all the shinies, yay!<br />Raptor: Bah.|desc=With a troll and the Raptor}}
{{listen|filename=Gielinor Games resource race2.ogg|align=left|desc=|title=Tentacle: Why are you surface dwellers fascinated with collecting things?<br />Mr Mordaut: It's a compulsion. We dragons are probably the worst of the bunch.<br />Tentacle: You sit on a horde of gold?<br />Mr Mordaut: Well, yes, but I only collect the rare coins. I have an [[Avarrocka]] guinea, would you believe...<br />Tentacle: Dragon geek!}}
{{listen|filename=Resource_Race_Thok_n_Zombie.ogg|align=left|desc=|title=Thok: Lemme guess Zombie - you collect brains?<br/>Zombie: Gotta...collect..em...all<br/>Thok: Haha, Thok thinks you just eat brains. This race all about collecting and keeping.}}
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*Raptor: Waste of time. Should be killing things.
*Troll: But look at the pretty shiny rocks and trees.
*Raptor: I should kill you where you stand, monster.
*Troll: Wanna see them collect shiny things. Yay shiny!
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*Troll: Troll don't get this race.
*Zombie: Grab stuff...in short space of time...
*Troll: Do they eat them?
*Zombie: No...but we eat athletes later...yes?
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*Mr Mordaut: Grabbing what you can in a short space of time. A metaphor for life, eh Thok?
*Thok: I not know metaphor. My family talks with each other, not use flags.
*Mr Mordaut: Good lord, I didn't mean semaphor! You have a beautiful mind, Thok.

===Finish comments===
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games resource race finish1.ogg|align=left|title=Mr Mordaut: Wonderful! A fantastic show! Bravo, athlete, bravo.<br />Raptor: Heh. Good event. I'm impressed.|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games resource race finish2.ogg|align=left|title=Thok: A performance to sing tales of! It tough for anyone to top that.<br />Mr Mourdaut: A marvellous display. I've not seen such skill for at least two centuries.|desc=}}
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*Thok: A good game, you make Thok proud.
*Tentacle: Yes human well do-
<nowiki>*THWACK*</nowiki>
*Tentacle: What was that for?
*Thok: Sorry, Thok thought you were about to make rude comment.
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*Thok: Haha! A good round! Well done, squishy person!
*Tentacle: Squishy person...really?
<nowiki>*THWACK*</nowiki>
*Tentacle: Why are there two of you?
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*Raptor: Impressed. Good event.
*Tentacle: Yes, good round...
*Raptor: Don't try to escape me fish. I'll be coming after you.
*Tentacle: Eep!
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*Raptor: Good event. I'm impressed
*Mr Mordaut: Indeed. A great performance from our athlete.
*Raptor: Now, dragon, time to meet my flail!
*Mr Mordaut: *Sigh* Oh, do go away, Raptor.
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*Tentacle: Not the best score I've ever see.
*Raptor: Seen better.
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*Thok: Keep it up, squishy athlete, and you'll be almost as good as thok.
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*Raptor: Bad score. Not impressed.
*Mr Mordaut: Come now, my metal-encased friend, I'm sure this was just a practice game.
*Mr Mordaut: With drive and determination, they'll have a top score in no time.
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*Tentacle: Hah! Better luck next time, human.
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*Raptor: Not impressed. Seems like a practice round.
*Tentacle: Or they're just not very good.

===Random comments===
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games resource race Thok1.ogg|align=left|title=Thok: Grab and pillage!|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games resource race Thok2.ogg|align=left|title=Thok: You snooze, you lose!|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games resource race Mordaut1.ogg|align=left|title=Mr Mordaut: It's a frenzy of picking things up!|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games resource race Tentacle1.ogg|align=left|title=Tentacle: Grab that one, over there! No, the other one!|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games resource race Tentacle2.ogg|align=left|title=Tentacle: Grab, grab, grab! The time is ticking down.|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games resource race Raptor1.ogg|align=left|title=Raptor: That would be better in weapon form.|desc=}}
{{Listen|filename=Gielinor Games resource race Mordaut2.ogg|align=left|title=Mr Mordaut: Use your body and your brain if you want to win the game!|desc=}}
{{listen|filename=Resource Race Raptor Good Choice.ogg|align=left|desc=|title=Raptor: Heh. Good choice.}}
{{listen|filename=Resource Race Troll Picked Dat One.ogg|align=left|desc=|title=Troll: Yay! Troll woulda picked dat one!}}
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*Zombie: a winner is one who...traaaains
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*Thok: Thok mentally high-fives all of you!
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*Troll: Why do they not eating that?
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*Zombie: Run...fleshy brainbags...
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*Mr Mourdaut: They've missed one there. That might cost them.
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*Tentacle: Pick that one up to your left! No, your other left!
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*Raptor: That resource? Not impressed.
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*Troll: Is that a good one to get?

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